Matt Talmage
Jul 19, 20246 min read
The Grandfather Paradox
Why is no one asking questions about the mysterious wormhole in Butler, PA?
Kirk McCready
Apr 9, 20246 min read
New Orleans Marriott: The 10th Circle of Hell
The Devil went down to Georgia. I mean Louisiana. Close enough.
Kirk McCready
Feb 22, 20243 min read
Dread. Suffering. Blippi.
His voice rings out. A cackle imitating a child's laugh. His ill intent hiding behind his dead eyes.
Kirk McCready
Feb 14, 20242 min read
Let's Produce Your Sex Life
With the half time performance Ushering in early 2000's nostalgia and Valentine's day upon us, it's time to appreciate the real MVP.
Kirk McCready
Feb 9, 20243 min read
The 2023 Oddball Bet. Paid in Full.
A bet made, a bet fulfilled. As we close out the 2023 NFL season I ate an Applebee's well done steak.
Matt Talmage
Dec 6, 20234 min read
Spending the Holidays with Kid Rock
Leading up to the release of his highly-anticipated Christmas album Rebel Without a Claus, Kid Rock sat down with us for an interview.
Matt Talmage
Oct 27, 20235 min read
The Halloween Costume Contest
How I stirred the pot, created chaos, and stuck it to the man. All while wearing hands down one of the worst Halloween costumes of all time.
Kirk McCready
Oct 18, 20236 min read
The Bounds of the Universe, and Dave Coulier
Is Dave God, or was that Alanis?
Matt Talmage
Sep 28, 202310 min read
My Mysterious Mandalay Maintenance Man
A surreal adventure through the underbelly of the Las Vegas Strip.
Matt Talmage
Sep 21, 20234 min read
The Thermos: How Do It Know?
Making fun of my roommate shines a light on my lack of knowledge in the field of thermodynamics and makes me feel like a fraud.
Matt Talmage
Sep 14, 20235 min read
The Fast Food Gauntlet
A journey through 6000 calories, 14 fast food joints, and at least 3 epic arguments amongst friends. Come conquer the Fast Food Gauntlet.
Matt Talmage
Sep 5, 202310 min read
My Pen Pal Eric
A thrilling workplace drama involving borderline mail fraud, c-plus political satire, OSHA violations, and an unlikely office friendship.
Matt Talmage
Aug 31, 20237 min read
The Night We Were the Plain White T’s
An evening filled with statistics, debauchery, and mistaken identity under the bright boardwalk lights of Caesars in Atlantic City.
Kirk McCready
Aug 30, 20235 min read
Cutting Room Floor
An honest reflection on balls and life. How is the health of my marriage interwoven with a fireside discussion about nut size? Find out!