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Matt Talmage
- Jul 19
- 6 min
The Grandfather Paradox
Why is no one asking questions about the mysterious wormhole in Butler, PA?
Kirk McCready
- Apr 9
- 6 min
New Orleans Marriott: The 10th Circle of Hell
The Devil went down to Georgia. I mean Louisiana. Close enough.
Kirk McCready
- Feb 22
- 3 min
Dread. Suffering. Blippi.
His voice rings out. A cackle imitating a child's laugh. His ill intent hiding behind his dead eyes.
Kirk McCready
- Feb 14
- 2 min
Let's Produce Your Sex Life
With the half time performance Ushering in early 2000's nostalgia and Valentine's day upon us, it's time to appreciate the real MVP.
Kirk McCready
- Feb 9
- 3 min
The 2023 Oddball Bet. Paid in Full.
A bet made, a bet fulfilled. As we close out the 2023 NFL season I ate an Applebee's well done steak.
Matt Talmage
- Dec 6, 2023
- 4 min
Spending the Holidays with Kid Rock
Leading up to the release of his highly-anticipated Christmas album Rebel Without a Claus, Kid Rock sat down with us for an interview.
Matt Talmage
- Oct 27, 2023
- 5 min
The Halloween Costume Contest
How I stirred the pot, created chaos, and stuck it to the man. All while wearing hands down one of the worst Halloween costumes of all time.
Kirk McCready
- Oct 18, 2023
- 6 min
The Bounds of the Universe, and Dave Coulier
Is Dave God, or was that Alanis?
Matt Talmage
- Sep 28, 2023
- 10 min
My Mysterious Mandalay Maintenance Man
A surreal adventure through the underbelly of the Las Vegas Strip.
Matt Talmage
- Sep 21, 2023
- 4 min
The Thermos: How Do It Know?
Making fun of my roommate shines a light on my lack of knowledge in the field of thermodynamics and makes me feel like a fraud.
Matt Talmage
- Sep 14, 2023
- 5 min
The Fast Food Gauntlet
A journey through 6000 calories, 14 fast food joints, and at least 3 epic arguments amongst friends. Come conquer the Fast Food Gauntlet.
Matt Talmage
- Sep 5, 2023
- 10 min
My Pen Pal Eric
A thrilling workplace drama involving borderline mail fraud, c-plus political satire, OSHA violations, and an unlikely office friendship.
Matt Talmage
- Aug 31, 2023
- 7 min
The Night We Were the Plain White T’s
An evening filled with statistics, debauchery, and mistaken identity under the bright boardwalk lights of Caesars in Atlantic City.
Kirk McCready
- Aug 30, 2023
- 5 min
Cutting Room Floor
An honest reflection on balls and life. How is the health of my marriage interwoven with a fireside discussion about nut size? Find out!