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Writer's pictureKirk McCready

NBA Draft Stunner

A second 'Bron' has joined the LA Lakers. Locals vomit in shock. Sports Media still masturbating.

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The sports world stopped in it's track Thursday night. Americans could forget about the Men's national team sucking the preverbal "FAT ONE" yet again on the world stage.


In a move no one saw coming the L.A. Lakers drafted LeBron James's son Bronny with the 55th pick in the NBA draft.


We're told as a result a rainbow exploded across the sky and a Leprechaun totally ate shit as he wasn't expecting his staircase to open up so late in the day. He fell approximately 1.8 miles and smashed directly into the Griffith Observatory where tragically, no one saw him coming.


JJ Reddick was reached for comment on Lucky's passing. He did not give a fuck.






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