Today's edition of Oddball is coming to you live from the Arctic Tundra, where our picks have turned into a giant block of ice!

We're so bad at this that we might retire. If you've been fading our picks, hopefully you have enough money to retire, too.

Kirk whipped out his nuts and dropped them all over the place last week. Now he has a huge bankroll and only trails by $72. Things have definitely gotten more interesting.

My how the turn tables.

Your favorite Disappointing Duo is back for another week of trying not to go broke before the Super Bowl. We've been burning incense and praying to Taranis since Sunday night.

FanDuel has officially repossessed this website.

Kirk has gotten so sad about this season that Matt has started rooting for his picks. It's just not as fun when one of the contestants is emotionally broken. Come on, anytime touchdown parlays!

Not sure what looked worse — Kirk's picks or Skattebo's ankle. It was a pretty lame weekend in the NFL, one that has us considering finding a less expensive hobby.

The gang is riding high after a perfect Week 7. Overconfidence, tons of bye weeks, and uncertain quarterback statuses across the board in Week 8. What could go wrong?

The boys are BACK with a clean sweep across the board. It's an accomplishment even more historic than blowing an 18-point lead with 6 minutes to play.

Matt will try to win more than $1 and Kirk will try not to get his car repossessed in this week's Oddball installment.

Matt sweat out a couple of successful moneyline parlays and opened up a big lead on Kirk, who continues to spiral into the abyss.

The guys will try to shake off a depressing Week 5, but first they'll have to survive a Thursday Night Football battle between their respective favorite teams.

Matt somehow escaped with a small profit after teasing two of the worst late-game performances of the week. Kirk's parlays looked like the Eagles' 4th Quarter defense.

Kirk looks to build on a successful performance last week, while Matt is trying to rebound and stop crying about baseball. Let's dive into the Week 5 slate.

The Jaxson Dart era has begun. Maybe Kirk's comeback has too! Matt had a sports meltdown this weekend as basically everything under the sun went wrong.

Matt is going for four-straight winning weeks to open the season, while Kirk is determined to dig out of an early hole. As the world looks on in suspense, the pressure is mounting in this high-stakes competition.

The Dolphins showed just enough life to screw Kirk over, while Matt missed the clean sweep by a point again. Let's dive in!

Two weeks of football in the books. Can we use what we've learned to make profitable decisions? Or is this where we start overthinking things? Stay tuned to find out!

The Giants choked and Matt is somehow happy about it. Kirk put all of his eggs in the Cam Ward basket, which was... not profitable.

Welcome to Overreaction Week in the NFL, where we'll try to decide which teams that looked terrible on Sunday will look better this week... and which ones are the Giants.

Matt eked out a modest profit, while Kirk jumped out to a slim lead over the back of the hapless Giants offense.

The NFL season is here again, and you've luckily found the ONLY football gambling content on the internet. We're back, baby!