Kentucky Derby Preview

The winning horse may just have your name on it.

With the Kentucky Derby coming up this weekend it's time to get your trifecta set. My ol Pah was a horesman and he always said, "Odd's don't mean shit Hank. The power is in the name, ya gotta pick em smart and loose. Now hand me that sixer of Hamm's".

I'll be throwing some dollars on my favorites this weekend. God speed and good luck.

1. Brick Shithouse

2. Lint Rollup

3. Shit Kicker

4. Dem Toes

5. These Bees Don't Have Knees

6. The Potomac River Is Bullshit

7. Lake Squirt

8. Flaming Hott

9. Alpine Rush

10. Hot Water Heater Cheater

11. It's Infected

12. Take a Look

13. Cereal Serial See Real

14. Wet Dump

15. Rumpus Room

16. Hey you, are me, not so pretty, All the world I've seen before me, passing by

17. Surfing Wrecking Ball

18. Glue Chute

19. Texas Hold'Up

20. It's Still Clogged