

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
Have you been in a state of depression for the last 3 fiscal quarters? Well, have I got a product for yooooouuUUUU!!!!!

Kirk McCready
Jun 122 min read


Oddball: Week 3 Recap
Need solid gambling advice? You're not going to find it here! But hey, at least you know which teams to fade on a weekly basis. We stink!

Ill & Odd
Sep 25, 20247 min read


What Democrats Should Do Now
After a disastrous debate and a startling Supreme Court ruling, the DNC is searching for answers. Here is what their game plan should be.

Matt Talmage
Jul 1, 20241 min read


13 Worst Foods to Eat on the Toilet
All that farting and straining worked up an appetite? As you turtle walk your way to the pantry, be sure to avoid these forbidden foods.

Matt Talmage
Jun 10, 20241 min read


Cover My Body In Sound
I am once again asking for your support...with finding the best cover songs.

Kirk McCready
May 10, 20242 min read


Kentucky Derby Preview
The winning horse may just have your name on it.

Kirk McCready
May 1, 20241 min read


10 Ways To Fix The DJ Problem
The always topical Space Ghost has been lured out of his retirement with the promise of a Wawa platinum card.

Space Ghost
Apr 3, 20242 min read


How to Be a Douche
The unabridged guide to douchebaggery.

Matt Talmage
Mar 21, 20241 min read


Virtue Signaling Jamboree
Prettay, prettaaay, prettaaaaay, pretty bad.

Kirk McCready
Mar 19, 20243 min read


New Year, New You
10 tips for a more productive and less anxious 2024.

Matt Talmage
Jan 5, 20244 min read


Koozies: You Love Your Brand. SAY IT.
I hear the whisper of a snake. Like Adam I rip myself away from the lie of the devil, yet the whispers remain.

Kirk McCready
Dec 20, 20233 min read


Man, I'm really craving a Labatt with the fellas.
So good that it tastes. It certainly does taste.

Kirk McCready
Dec 8, 20233 min read


Ill Eats: World's Best Restaurant
Look beyond Italy’s tired trattorias for an untraditional, but truly delicious, dining experience.

Matt Talmage
Nov 1, 20233 min read


13 Things That Ruin Your Cup of Coffee
Before you seek out your next caffeine fix, be sure to avoid these treacherous scenarios.

Matt Talmage
Oct 25, 20231 min read


Power Ranking Kids' TV
Dividing kids' TV shows into tiers based on the level of pain they will unleash on you as a dad. Consult the list before firing up the tube.

Kirk McCready
Sep 27, 20231 min read