These guys stink! Matt is $29 underwater. Kirk is down $600. One is playing it safe while the other parlays three wounded birds. What could go wrong?

Matt heads into Week 6 with $26 of swagger. Kirk has a $500 hole and a +593 parlay. Two gamblers enter; a table for one at Outback waits.

Week 5 NFL picks against the spread, featuring Aaron Rodgers, Cleveland, a rancid Packers wager, Josh Allen as an underdog, and one deeply unserious parlay.

Week 4 NFL picks against the spread, featuring home underdogs, a cautious moneyline parlay, another doomed teaser, and Kirk Cousins’ In-N-Out diet.

Our individual picks have been the usual brand of bad, but the power of friendship (and Josh Allen) has propelled us to two-straight Bonus Bet wins.

Our 2026 debut was about as lackluster as the Rams' trip down under. Can we bounce back in Week 2, when all of the games return to their regular hemisphere?

Oddball returns for Year 4 with bad teams, worse bets, Australian jet lag and an 11-to-1 parlay featuring three teams everyone hates.

The guys are back, finding any possible excuse to procrastinate at work and shirk their household responsibilities. That can only mean one thing... it's football season, baby!

Congratulations to Kirk on back-to-back Oddball Championships! His induction into the Sports Gambling Hall of Fame is forthcoming in honor of this momentous achievement.

Will a new year change the tides and give Matt a miraculous come back? Or will Kirk finally put him out of his misery?

Here's our holiday gift to our loyal readers: If you want extra money to do your Christmas shopping, go ahead and fade our Bonus Bet picks!

Here's our holiday gift to our loyal readers: If you want extra money to do your Christmas shopping, go ahead and fade our Bonus Bet picks!

Matt's bank account is even more mangled than Patrick Mahomes' knee.

Usually Matt writes these quippy intros, but he's all business this week trying to dig himself out of the grave. Moving right along...

Matt is now officially in “fake punt from your own 20” territory. Kirk keeps stacking wins like the ’07 Patriots. This has gotten gross.