My high school biology class was a wealth of valuable information.

Catching pneumonia at your inauguration certainly is a bummer. Examining the history and hubris of the shortest American presidency.

My obsession with dry rub chicken wings got me banned from the 40/40 Club in Manhattan. Sorry Jay-Z!

Guest columnist Owen Wislon joins the Ill & Odd crew to help us make sense of the increased coverage around unidentified aerial phenomena.

from the hard-hitting journalists at WKBN27

A completely factual account of how and why Grover Cleveland is both the 22nd and 24th President of the United States.

by Javiera Estrada

I have become infuriated with Touch Tunes and a totally classless act perpetrated by them upon me specifically with malice of forethought.

by Viet Ha Tran

Guest columnist Owen Wislon shares new insights on wondrous creatures, strange locations, myths, legends, and other things.

Your new favorite food is an epic culinary experience that can be had at home, even if you're low on ingredients, class, and self-respect.

by Wolves of Glendale

by Andrew Soria

Pondering the profound meaning behind a novelty t-shirt and how it could have far-reaching respiratory implications for the wearer.

by Tokyo Llama