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Oddball: Week 13 Recap

Matt has fallen deeper than the Earth's crust. Kirk's profound Thanksgiving success continues for another year. That might be all she wrote, folks.

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Oddball is our weekly NFL gambling competition where we each get $100 every weekend and try to outdo each other. The loser has to do the TB12 diet for a week. Let's see how we did in Week 13.


Matt's Picks

$100.00 wagered -$75.00 lost -$216.76 for the season

Eagles (-7.0)

Straight Up ATS (+100)


Eagles offense firing on all cylinders.


❌ Lost $25.00


Bucs (-3.0)

Straight Up ATS (-118)


Whoa! A bet that didn't lose me money. Time to party.


😑 Pushed


Browns (+5.5)

Straight Up ATS (-120)


Cool!


❌ Lost $25.00


Giants (+7.5)

Straight Up ATS (-115)


Kill me.


❌ Lost $25.00


Kirk's Picks

$641.67 wagered +$705.01 won +$546.68 for the season


The Odds Are Low, It'll Work Out Parlay (+433)

Josh Jacobs ATS, Javonte Williams ATS, Ja'Marr Chase ATS

Can't win them all, even though I came close. At least Josh Jacobs was the one to miss out early, so I wasn't sweating this for long.


❌ Lost $100.00


My Hounds Are Hungry Parlay (+578)

Packers +2.5, Cowboys +3.5, Bengals +7

I am locked in on 3 team parlays. I am seeing the fucking Matrix. It is dope.



✅ Won $578.24



Who Put This Hedge Here (+850)

Detroit Defense Anytime TD


❌ Lost $50.00



Pour On Some Points (-105)

Rams @ Panthers Over 45.5

Another one.


✅ Won $182.54



Please Support My Brother In Law, He Is Suffering from Billsfanitis (-104)

Bills -3.5

And another one!


✅ Won $144.23


I Flipped A Coin For Tom Parlay (+1163)

Texans +4.5, Vikings +11.5, Jags -6.5, Bucs -2.5


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  1. Heads (Texans)✅

  2. Heads (Vikings)❌

  3. Heads (Jaguars)✅

  4. Tails (Bucs)✅


Enter and promptly exit stage left Bosmer!




❌ Lost $50.00


Bonus Bet

$100.00 wagered -$100.00 lost -$829.86 for the season

Note: Not part of the weekly totals. This is a brotherhood bet, a ritual sacrifice to Taranis so he doesn't smite us both.


We feel that we should be given credit for sniffing out the Panthers upset. Unfortunately, we needed one of Cam Ward or Shedeur Sanders to come up with a competent 60 minutes. That proved to be too much to ask. Another loss. What else is new? Shout out to friend-of-the-site Tyrod Taylor on a winning effort. Sorry you'll need to actually practice for the next few weeks instead of catching up on The Beast in Me, but we'd love to have you cover some prestige TV for us in the offseason.


The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Underdog Moneyline Round Robin

  • Titans, Panthers, Browns | $25.00 to win $1644.88

  • Panthers, Browns, Jets | $25.00 to win $1036.40

  • Titans, Browns, Jets | $25.00 to win $620.69

  • Titans, Panthers, Jets | $25.00 to win $1245.20


❌ Lost $100.00


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