Kirk's writing the lead for the AFC picks so get your dicks out! It's fucking football baby!!

Volume 5 - The Phillies are marooned on an island of bullshit of their own making. Also we do a check in on our White Sox fans.

Thank god football is almost back in our lives! To celebrate, here is part one of our 2024 season preview.

Finally some good shit talk! This is what baseball is really about. Guys hating each other.

Volume 3 of our MLB coverage. Gatorade. Hangings. Drunk Karaoke. I mean that's just Karaoke if you think about it. The drinking is implied.

Come along for our weekly journey into the endless domain that is Baseball. Volume 2 - 07.10.24

Come along for our weekly journey into the endless domain that is Baseball. Volume 1 - 07.03.24

A second 'Bron' has joined the LA Lakers. Locals vomit in shock. Sports Media still masturbating.

Well, well, well....maybe baseball is back from the dead. I just lost a buck. To myself.

The 2023-24 New York Rangers are dead. It was a fun ride that ended in sadness and offensive futility once again.

The fun and scrappy 2024 New York Knicks are hobbling their way onto the golf course after a Game 7 letdown that you can't be too mad about.

Kreider puts the Rangers on his back for a series-clinching rally. Brunson drops 44 on the Pacers to put the Knicks one win from the ECF.

The Rangers and Knicks both drop back-to-back playoff games and will need to find a way to stop the bleeding in order to advance.

Rangers jumped out to a 2-0 series lead thanks to a double OT thriller. The Knicks closed out the Sixers and opened strong-ish against Indy.

To adorn such a beast with the title of 'Mystik' is to play a cruel jest upon the seekers of spiritual wisdom.