

Cover My Body In Sound
I am once again asking for your support...with finding the best cover songs.

Kirk McCready
May 10, 20242 min read


Garden Party: Stress Level Midnight
Rangers jumped out to a 2-0 series lead thanks to a double OT thriller. The Knicks closed out the Sixers and opened strong-ish against Indy.

Matt Talmage
May 8, 20246 min read


Mystik Dan is a Fraud
To adorn such a beast with the title of 'Mystik' is to play a cruel jest upon the seekers of spiritual wisdom.

Taranis
May 7, 20242 min read


Kentucky Derby Preview
The winning horse may just have your name on it.

Kirk McCready
May 1, 20241 min read


Garden (Pity) Party: WTF?
This edition of Garden Party has similar vibes to my 2nd grade pool party in which the lifeguard was kidnapped and someone shit in the pool.

Matt Talmage
May 1, 20243 min read


Hail to The King Baby. Part 6: Bag of Bones
Next up in the Kingdom is a medley of a mystery.

Kirk McCready
Apr 30, 20245 min read


Garden Party: Brooms and Brunson
The Rangers completed their first round sweep of the Capitals. The Knicks pushed the Sixers to the brink with a historic Jalen Brunson game.

Matt Talmage
Apr 29, 20249 min read


Taylor Swift Album Review
Resident pop culture expert Uncle Jack gives us his unfiltered reaction to The Tortured Poets Department.

Uncle Jack
Apr 26, 20248 min read


Garden Party: Deuces Wild
The Knicks and Rangers defend their home turf, each taking a 2-0 series lead (with a little drama along the way).

Matt Talmage
Apr 24, 20248 min read


Garden Party: It's Go Time
This weekend brings a pair of Game 1's at The Garden and a lot of adult beverages for this anxious fan.

Matt Talmage
Apr 19, 20246 min read


Sound Stage: Lord Huron
Soulful lyrics frequently accompanied by a melancholy twang, Lord Huron delivers mood enriching tunes.

Kirk McCready
Apr 19, 20242 min read


The Case Against: Aquafina
A beverage so revolting that if you came across it while lost in the desert, you’d rather take your chances raw-dogging a cactus.

Matt Talmage
Apr 17, 20243 min read


IMHO: Kingdom of Heaven
A movie forgotten for it's theatrical release is revealed to be a well made epic with real character depth in Ridley Scott's director's cut.

Kirk McCready
Apr 15, 20244 min read


Garden Party: Two Games Left
The Rangers are kind of lollygagging to the finish line while the resurgent Knicks are taking down the beasts of the East.

Matt Talmage
Apr 12, 20246 min read


THE JUICE IS LOOSE
AN UNCOMFORTABLY WARM WELCOME TO HELL'S NEWEST CELEBRITY GUEST!

SATAN
Apr 11, 20241 min read


New Orleans Marriott: The 10th Circle of Hell
The Devil went down to Georgia. I mean Louisiana. Close enough.

Kirk McCready
Apr 9, 20246 min read


The Eclipse is Bullcrap
The mainstream media is lying to us again and the woke left is drinking it up like organic kombucha.

Uncle Jack
Apr 8, 20244 min read


Garden Party: Line Brawl
The Rangers started a line brawl. The Knicks lost Julius Randle for the season. The playoffs are looming. Oh boy!

Matt Talmage
Apr 5, 20246 min read


Dumpster Dive: Rage & Relish
The night I found myself in the lobby of a Courtyard Marriott, covered in hot dog relish, about to die.

Matt Talmage
Apr 4, 20244 min read


10 Ways To Fix The DJ Problem
The always topical Space Ghost has been lured out of his retirement with the promise of a Wawa platinum card.

Space Ghost
Apr 3, 20242 min read

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