

13 Worst Foods to Eat on the Toilet
All that farting and straining worked up an appetite? As you turtle walk your way to the pantry, be sure to avoid these forbidden foods.

Matt Talmage
Jun 10, 20241 min read


Imodium Presents: Loose Lunch
Our sponsored segment dives into the treacherous terrain of tummy-tumbling treats, colon-quaking courses, and diarrhea-inducing delicacies.

Matt Talmage
Jun 6, 20243 min read


The Case Against: Aquafina
A beverage so revolting that if you came across it while lost in the desert, you’d rather take your chances raw-dogging a cactus.

Matt Talmage
Apr 17, 20243 min read


10 Biggest Questions Heading into Super Bowl LVIII
The most pressing issues surrounding this year's big game.

Matt Talmage
Feb 1, 20247 min read


Ill Eats: A 6-Pack of Awesome
Our esteemed food and wine editors handpick the gourmet canned cocktails and hard seltzers they are loving lately.

Matt Talmage
Jan 24, 20244 min read


The Case Against: Cranberry Sauce
Cranberry sauce is an affront to god, an insult to taste buds everywhere, and a blight upon the landscape of a great American tradition.

Matt Talmage
Nov 17, 20233 min read


Ill Eats: World's Best Restaurant
Look beyond Italy’s tired trattorias for an untraditional, but truly delicious, dining experience.

Matt Talmage
Nov 1, 20233 min read


13 Things That Ruin Your Cup of Coffee
Before you seek out your next caffeine fix, be sure to avoid these treacherous scenarios.

Matt Talmage
Oct 25, 20231 min read


Dumpster Dive: The OTHER Chicken Debacle
It was the perfect grift. Until it wasn't.

Matt Talmage
Oct 20, 20234 min read


13 Bad Times to Eat a Popsicle
As the summer comes to a close, you'll want to enjoy one last frozen treat. Just be sure you don't do it at any of these times!

Matt Talmage
Sep 22, 20231 min read


Dumpster Dive: The Chicken Debacle
My obsession with dry rub chicken wings got me banned from the 40/40 Club in Manhattan. Sorry Jay-Z!

Matt Talmage
Sep 20, 20233 min read


The Fast Food Gauntlet
A journey through 6000 calories, 14 fast food joints, and at least 3 epic arguments amongst friends. Come conquer the Fast Food Gauntlet.

Matt Talmage
Sep 14, 20235 min read


Dumpster Dive: Hot Bread
Your new favorite food is an epic culinary experience that can be had at home, even if you're low on ingredients, class, and self-respect.

Kirk McCready
Aug 29, 20232 min read


The Case Against: Burgers
Unpopular opinion: burgers cooked at home on the grill suck. I'm sad to see summer go, but I won't miss these culinary disappointments.

Matt Talmage
Aug 27, 20234 min read


Meats; Ranked
Feeling your tummy rumble? Don't know what to throw on the grill? Consult our definitive guide for carnivores and you'll never go hungry.

Matt Talmage
Aug 26, 20231 min read