13 Things That Ruin Your Cup of Coffee

Before you seek out your next caffeine fix, be sure to avoid these treacherous scenarios.

1. Birds

2. Cinnamon

3. The Wall Street Journal

4. Speed bumps / spills on penis

5. Thought salt shaker was sugar

6. It costs $7 / Joe Biden

7. Kidnapped

8. Soap in cup

9. Leaf blower won't shut the fuck up

10. Ran out of toilet paper

11. Human finger in croissant

12. Way too hot

13. Paper straws / Joe Biden