Matt puts up a clean sweep thanks to Mason Rudolph, Joe Flacco, and Gardner Minshew. The victory gives him a huge lead over spiraling Kirk.

Kirk and Matt get $100 each per week and go head-to-head to see who can light the most money on fire betting the NFL this season.

Need solid gambling advice? You're not going to find it here! But hey, at least you know which teams to fade on a weekly basis. We stink!

Kirk and Matt get $100 each per week and go head-to-head to see who can light the most money on fire betting the NFL this season.

It was not a pretty Week 2. The Rams sent their whole team to the hospital and Malik Willis quarterbacked our only winning bet of the week.

Kirk and Matt get $100 each per week and go head-to-head to see who can light the most money on fire betting the NFL this season.

Daniel Jones poops on an otherwise decent day for Matt, while the Harbaugh brothers land themselves atop Kirk's ever-lengthening shit list.

Oh yeah, baby! It's time for more preposterous parlays, terrible teasers, and woeful wagers of every sort. The NFL is back!

Friend of the site Tyrod Taylor stops by to preview the 2024 NFL season through the lens of his current and former teams.

Uncle Jack breaks down the contenders and the pretenders amongst the AFC's quarterbacks. Let the controversy and HR violations commence!

The NFC's signal callers are sorted into the contenders and pretenders according to our resident quarterback expert.

Kirk's writing the lead for the AFC picks so get your dicks out! It's fucking football baby!!

Thank god football is almost back in our lives! To celebrate, here is part one of our 2024 season preview.

AN UNCOMFORTABLY WARM WELCOME TO HELL'S NEWEST CELEBRITY GUEST!

It was an entertaining night on football's biggest stage. Who came out ahead and who is wishing for a do-over?