Why is no one asking questions about the mysterious wormhole in Butler, PA?

Saturday night doom scroll. Frogs being slowly brought to boil in a fetid witch’s brew. Eye of newt. Wool of frog. Ear of president.

To adorn such a beast with the title of 'Mystik' is to play a cruel jest upon the seekers of spiritual wisdom.

The Devil went down to Georgia. I mean Louisiana. Close enough.

I AM SURE YOU ENJOYED ANOTHER RAINY AND COLD WEEKEND WITH YOUR LITTLE ANGELS.

I should be paid for dealing with the assholes here. I mean editors.

His voice rings out. A cackle imitating a child's laugh. His ill intent hiding behind his dead eyes.

Catching up with the viral sensation who landed on Brandon Aiyuk's shoe before the NFC Championship game.

My public high school education at its finest.

So good that it tastes. It certainly does taste.

I'm going down on the Stephen King rabbit hole. Wait what.

Before you seek out your next caffeine fix, be sure to avoid these treacherous scenarios.

My high school biology class was a wealth of valuable information.

A surreal adventure through the underbelly of the Las Vegas Strip.

As the summer comes to a close, you'll want to enjoy one last frozen treat. Just be sure you don't do it at any of these times!