Come along for our weekly journey into the endless domain that is Baseball. Volume 1 - 07.03.24

After a disastrous debate and a startling Supreme Court ruling, the DNC is searching for answers. Here is what their game plan should be.

A second 'Bron' has joined the LA Lakers. Locals vomit in shock. Sports Media still masturbating.

Don't forget to bring a towel, sunblock, and a Tetanus shot.

Your youth was not normal, and like, that's OK man.

Coming soon to your TV. Redemption. Life. Dave.

All that farting and straining worked up an appetite? As you turtle walk your way to the pantry, be sure to avoid these forbidden foods.

Our sponsored segment dives into the treacherous terrain of tummy-tumbling treats, colon-quaking courses, and diarrhea-inducing delicacies.

Well, well, well....maybe baseball is back from the dead. I just lost a buck. To myself.

The 2023-24 New York Rangers are dead. It was a fun ride that ended in sadness and offensive futility once again.

The fun and scrappy 2024 New York Knicks are hobbling their way onto the golf course after a Game 7 letdown that you can't be too mad about.

Kreider puts the Rangers on his back for a series-clinching rally. Brunson drops 44 on the Pacers to put the Knicks one win from the ECF.

You are what you eat. Maybe don't eat shit.

The Rangers and Knicks both drop back-to-back playoff games and will need to find a way to stop the bleeding in order to advance.

I am once again asking for your support...with finding the best cover songs.

Rangers jumped out to a 2-0 series lead thanks to a double OT thriller. The Knicks closed out the Sixers and opened strong-ish against Indy.

To adorn such a beast with the title of 'Mystik' is to play a cruel jest upon the seekers of spiritual wisdom.

The winning horse may just have your name on it.

This edition of Garden Party has similar vibes to my 2nd grade pool party in which the lifeguard was kidnapped and someone shit in the pool.

Next up in the Kingdom is a medley of a mystery.