The NFC's signal callers are sorted into the contenders and pretenders according to our resident quarterback expert.

The Mets are dead. If Mr. Met and Mrs. Met get buried out in Flushing, does anyone care?

Revisiting one of my favorite albums of 2022, angel in realtime by Gang of Youths. It's dense, it's weird, it's beautiful. Give it a spin.

Kirk's writing the lead for the AFC picks so get your dicks out! It's fucking football baby!!

Volume 5 - The Phillies are marooned on an island of bullshit of their own making. Also we do a check in on our White Sox fans.

Thank god football is almost back in our lives! To celebrate, here is part one of our 2024 season preview.

Finally some good shit talk! This is what baseball is really about. Guys hating each other.

Volume 3 of our MLB coverage. Gatorade. Hangings. Drunk Karaoke. I mean that's just Karaoke if you think about it. The drinking is implied.

Why is no one asking questions about the mysterious wormhole in Butler, PA?

Saturday night doom scroll. Frogs being slowly brought to boil in a fetid witch’s brew. Eye of newt. Wool of frog. Ear of president.

Come along for our weekly journey into the endless domain that is Baseball. Volume 2 - 07.10.24

Come along for our weekly journey into the endless domain that is Baseball. Volume 1 - 07.03.24

After a disastrous debate and a startling Supreme Court ruling, the DNC is searching for answers. Here is what their game plan should be.

A second 'Bron' has joined the LA Lakers. Locals vomit in shock. Sports Media still masturbating.

Don't forget to bring a towel, sunblock, and a Tetanus shot.