

I'm Trippin Y'all
Your youth was not normal, and like, that's OK man.

Kirk McCready
Jun 15, 20243 min read


Doctor Dave
Coming soon to your TV. Redemption. Life. Dave.

Kirk McCready
Jun 13, 20242 min read


13 Worst Foods to Eat on the Toilet
All that farting and straining worked up an appetite? As you turtle walk your way to the pantry, be sure to avoid these forbidden foods.

Matt Talmage
Jun 10, 20241 min read


Imodium Presents: Loose Lunch
Our sponsored segment dives into the treacherous terrain of tummy-tumbling treats, colon-quaking courses, and diarrhea-inducing delicacies.

Matt Talmage
Jun 6, 20243 min read


Baseball is a Live!
Well, well, well....maybe baseball is back from the dead. I just lost a buck. To myself.

Kirk McCready
Jun 5, 20246 min read


Garden (Pity) Party: RIP Rangers
The 2023-24 New York Rangers are dead. It was a fun ride that ended in sadness and offensive futility once again.

Matt Talmage
Jun 4, 20246 min read


Garden (Pity) Party: RIP Knicks
The fun and scrappy 2024 New York Knicks are hobbling their way onto the golf course after a Game 7 letdown that you can't be too mad about.

Matt Talmage
May 21, 20243 min read


Garden Party: Clutch City
Kreider puts the Rangers on his back for a series-clinching rally. Brunson drops 44 on the Pacers to put the Knicks one win from the ECF.

Matt Talmage
May 17, 20248 min read


Bumper Stickers
You are what you eat. Maybe don't eat shit.

Kirk McCready
May 16, 20242 min read


Garden Party: I Am No Longer Having Fun
The Rangers and Knicks both drop back-to-back playoff games and will need to find a way to stop the bleeding in order to advance.

Matt Talmage
May 14, 20241 min read


Cover My Body In Sound
I am once again asking for your support...with finding the best cover songs.

Kirk McCready
May 10, 20242 min read


Mystik Dan is a Fraud
To adorn such a beast with the title of 'Mystik' is to play a cruel jest upon the seekers of spiritual wisdom.

Taranis
May 7, 20242 min read


Kentucky Derby Preview
The winning horse may just have your name on it.

Kirk McCready
May 1, 20241 min read


Garden (Pity) Party: WTF?
This edition of Garden Party has similar vibes to my 2nd grade pool party in which the lifeguard was kidnapped and someone shit in the pool.

Matt Talmage
May 1, 20243 min read


Hail to The King Baby. Part 6: Bag of Bones
Next up in the Kingdom is a medley of a mystery.

Kirk McCready
Apr 30, 20245 min read

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