

Taylor Swift Album Review
Resident pop culture expert Uncle Jack gives us his unfiltered reaction to The Tortured Poets Department.

Uncle Jack
Apr 26, 20248 min read


Sound Stage: Lord Huron
Soulful lyrics frequently accompanied by a melancholy twang, Lord Huron delivers mood enriching tunes.

Kirk McCready
Apr 19, 20242 min read


The Case Against: Aquafina
A beverage so revolting that if you came across it while lost in the desert, you’d rather take your chances raw-dogging a cactus.

Matt Talmage
Apr 17, 20243 min read


IMHO: Kingdom of Heaven
A movie forgotten for it's theatrical release is revealed to be a well made epic with real character depth in Ridley Scott's director's cut.

Kirk McCready
Apr 15, 20244 min read


THE JUICE IS LOOSE
AN UNCOMFORTABLY WARM WELCOME TO HELL'S NEWEST CELEBRITY GUEST!

SATAN
Apr 11, 20241 min read


New Orleans Marriott: The 10th Circle of Hell
The Devil went down to Georgia. I mean Louisiana. Close enough.

Kirk McCready
Apr 9, 20246 min read


The Eclipse is Bullcrap
The mainstream media is lying to us again and the woke left is drinking it up like organic kombucha.

Uncle Jack
Apr 8, 20244 min read


Dumpster Dive: Rage & Relish
The night I found myself in the lobby of a Courtyard Marriott, covered in hot dog relish, about to die.

Matt Talmage
Apr 4, 20244 min read


10 Ways To Fix The DJ Problem
The always topical Space Ghost has been lured out of his retirement with the promise of a Wawa platinum card.

Space Ghost
Apr 3, 20242 min read


YOU ARE WELCOME, PARENTS
I AM SURE YOU ENJOYED ANOTHER RAINY AND COLD WEEKEND WITH YOUR LITTLE ANGELS.

SATAN
Mar 25, 20242 min read


Hail to The King Baby. Part 5: Christine
Now that I think on it, makes sense the car is red.

Kirk McCready
Mar 25, 20246 min read


How to Be a Douche
The unabridged guide to douchebaggery.

Matt Talmage
Mar 21, 20241 min read


Virtue Signaling Jamboree
Prettay, prettaaay, prettaaaaay, pretty bad.

Kirk McCready
Mar 19, 20243 min read


Oscar Bait
When you take an edible and watch The Oscars, movie pitches flow freer than a starlet's dress on the red carpet. You're welcome, Hollywood.

Matt Talmage
Mar 12, 20242 min read


Hail to the King Baby. Part 4: Billy Summers
Heyyyyy it's me, dialogue from the 50's. I finally caught up to youz guys even though it don't fit good. HEYYYYY

Kirk McCready
Mar 11, 20245 min read

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