13 Reasons You Might Get Kidnapped

Because you can never be too careful.

1. Revenge

2. Owe money

3. Experiments

4. Human trafficking

5. You're my second-grade swim instructor

6. Mistaken identity

7. Ransom

8. Know too much

9. Sexual role playing

10. Abducted by aliens

11. Political motives

12. Wrong place, wrong time

13. You're the school mascot on homecoming weekend