Uncle Jack
Aug 229 min read
Preseason QB Power Rankings (AFC)
Uncle Jack breaks down the contenders and the pretenders amongst the AFC's quarterbacks. Let the controversy and HR violations commence!
Matt Talmage
Jun 101 min read
13 Worst Foods to Eat on the Toilet
All that farting and straining worked up an appetite? As you turtle walk your way to the pantry, be sure to avoid these forbidden foods.
Matt Talmage
Mar 211 min read
How to Be a Douche
The unabridged guide to douchebaggery.
Matt Talmage
Jan 261 min read
13 Best Zoo Animals
Looking for a wild adventure? Don't miss these must-see claustrophobic enclosures on your next trip to the zoo.
Matt Talmage
Jan 244 min read
Ill Eats: A 6-Pack of Awesome
Our esteemed food and wine editors handpick the gourmet canned cocktails and hard seltzers they are loving lately.
Uncle Jack
Jan 107 min read
Uncle Jack's QB Rankings (Playoff Edition)
Our resident quarterback expert ranks the 14 playoff signal callers.
Uncle Jack
Nov 9, 20233 min read
Uncle Jack's QB Rankings
Uncle Jack ranks the NFL starting quarterbacks heading into the second half of the season. He tends to get a bit distracted, so buckle up!
Matt Talmage
Oct 25, 20231 min read
13 Things That Ruin Your Cup of Coffee
Before you seek out your next caffeine fix, be sure to avoid these treacherous scenarios.
Matt Talmage
Sep 29, 20231 min read
ROYGBIV Ranked
You're entitled to your opinion, but is your favorite color the correct one? Find out by consulting our definitive ratings.
Matt Talmage
Sep 22, 20231 min read
13 Bad Times to Eat a Popsicle
As the summer comes to a close, you'll want to enjoy one last frozen treat. Just be sure you don't do it at any of these times!
Matt Talmage
Sep 15, 20231 min read
13 Worst Places to Tie Your Shoe
If you find your sneaker feeling loose, be sure to consult this list before you stop to remedy the problem. Constant vigilance is the way!
Matt Talmage
Sep 1, 20231 min read
13 Reasons You Might Get Kidnapped
Don't be a victim! Consult this cautionary list and avoid dangerous scenarios at all costs. Because you can never be too careful...
Matt Talmage
Aug 26, 20231 min read
Meats; Ranked
Feeling your tummy rumble? Don't know what to throw on the grill? Consult our definitive guide for carnivores and you'll never go hungry.
Kirk McCready
Aug 18, 20231 min read
Top 13 Glam Rock Songs of All-Time
The definitive playlist for getting out your eye liner and leather pants. Put on these songs, sit back, and beware of the pyrotechnics.