Daniel Jones poops on an otherwise decent day for Matt, while the Harbaugh brothers land themselves atop Kirk's ever-lengthening shit list.

Oh yeah, baby! It's time for more preposterous parlays, terrible teasers, and woeful wagers of every sort. The NFL is back!

Friend of the site Tyrod Taylor stops by to preview the 2024 NFL season through the lens of his current and former teams.

Uncle Jack breaks down the contenders and the pretenders amongst the AFC's quarterbacks. Let the controversy and HR violations commence!

The NFC's signal callers are sorted into the contenders and pretenders according to our resident quarterback expert.

Kirk's writing the lead for the AFC picks so get your dicks out! It's fucking football baby!!

Thank god football is almost back in our lives! To celebrate, here is part one of our 2024 season preview.

Well, well, well....maybe baseball is back from the dead. I just lost a buck. To myself.

To adorn such a beast with the title of 'Mystik' is to play a cruel jest upon the seekers of spiritual wisdom.

The winning horse may just have your name on it.

It was an entertaining night on football's biggest stage. Who came out ahead and who is wishing for a do-over?

The most pressing issues surrounding this year's big game.

Matt's terrible playoff streak is extended. Kirk secures the meaningless playoff competition. Sadly, there will be no gray steak for Matt.

The Conference Championships are here, and the boys will be getting together to watch in person. Here are our picks.

The guys preview the Divisional Round of the NFL playoffs and make some increasingly stupid prop bets together. Be careful out there!