Matt has fallen deeper than the Earth's crust. Kirk's profound Thanksgiving success continues for another year. That might be all she wrote, folks.

Happy Thanksgiving! Let's mash some parlays and stuff some FanDuel accounts together to celebrate.

Kirk hits another +500 parlay to get right back into the mix. Matt extends his losing streak to 4 weeks, an Oddball career-worst.

Today's edition of Oddball is coming to you live from the Arctic Tundra, where our picks have turned into a giant block of ice!

We're so bad at this that we might retire. If you've been fading our picks, hopefully you have enough money to retire, too.

My how the turn tables.

Your favorite Disappointing Duo is back for another week of trying not to go broke before the Super Bowl. We've been burning incense and praying to Taranis since Sunday night.

FanDuel has officially repossessed this website.

Kirk has gotten so sad about this season that Matt has started rooting for his picks. It's just not as fun when one of the contestants is emotionally broken. Come on, anytime touchdown parlays!

Not sure what looked worse — Kirk's picks or Skattebo's ankle. It was a pretty lame weekend in the NFL, one that has us considering finding a less expensive hobby.

The gang is riding high after a perfect Week 7. Overconfidence, tons of bye weeks, and uncertain quarterback statuses across the board in Week 8. What could go wrong?

The boys are BACK with a clean sweep across the board. It's an accomplishment even more historic than blowing an 18-point lead with 6 minutes to play.

The guys will try to shake off a depressing Week 5, but first they'll have to survive a Thursday Night Football battle between their respective favorite teams.

Matt somehow escaped with a small profit after teasing two of the worst late-game performances of the week. Kirk's parlays looked like the Eagles' 4th Quarter defense.

The Jaxson Dart era has begun. Maybe Kirk's comeback has too! Matt had a sports meltdown this weekend as basically everything under the sun went wrong.