The Jaxson Dart era has begun. Maybe Kirk's comeback has too! Matt had a sports meltdown this weekend as basically everything under the sun went wrong.

Matt is going for four-straight winning weeks to open the season, while Kirk is determined to dig out of an early hole. As the world looks on in suspense, the pressure is mounting in this high-stakes competition.

The Dolphins showed just enough life to screw Kirk over, while Matt missed the clean sweep by a point again. Let's dive in!

Two weeks of football in the books. Can we use what we've learned to make profitable decisions? Or is this where we start overthinking things? Stay tuned to find out!

The Giants choked and Matt is somehow happy about it. Kirk put all of his eggs in the Cam Ward basket, which was... not profitable.

Welcome to Overreaction Week in the NFL, where we'll try to decide which teams that looked terrible on Sunday will look better this week... and which ones are the Giants.

Matt eked out a modest profit, while Kirk jumped out to a slim lead over the back of the hapless Giants offense.

The NFL season is here again, and you've luckily found the ONLY football gambling content on the internet. We're back, baby!

I saved this preview for last because every time I started writing about these teams I fell asleep. Our Wall Street investors won't want me to say this, but you can probably skip this post.

A 41-year-old ayahuasca salesman, a questionable immune system, an absentee head coach, and a franchise without morals (or quarterbacks).

Look at those coaches! Let's dive into what is shaping up to be a very entertaining division in the NFL this season.

Last year, the Bills steamrolled everyone. But this year, the Patriots have potential, the Dolphins are "healthy-ish", and the Jets... well, never mind about the Jets.

Is Baker actually good? Is Bryce really back? Will Penix rise to the occasion? Who is the Saints' quarterback again? All this... and more!

Will 2024's best division in football remain the class of the league?

Will the 49ers bounce back? Will this finally be the year for Kyler? Will Darnold's ghosts follow him to Seattle? Will Stafford hobble his way to another postseason? I don't know. But it will be fun finding out!

Jalen, Jayden, Jameis, Jaxson, and Jerry... oh my! Will the Eagles cruise back to Super Bowl glory or are there some upsets afoot?

The classic tale of revenge is cemented into camp cinema forever with some of the most outlandish and stand out performances from every character actor orbiting its star.

A man who gets weird, honest, down and up again in a single breath.

To music, what Nicholas Cage is to acting.

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